[HOGWARTS INTERNAL MESSAGE] Headmistress Announcement
Apr 17, 2017 1:12:33 GMT
Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2017 1:12:33 GMT
Faculty & Students,
The post of Defence against the Dark Arts will be covered for the rest of the year by Professor Kestrel. O.W.L.s will continue per usual under the supervision of Head Auror Harry Potter.
The school year is nearly over, please remember to return any books you may still have to the library. There will also be an amnesty to Slytherin for 1 week to return all items stolen from Markus Henry of Hufflepuff.
To the student who has been stealing the Snargaluff from the potions store, do not think that we do not know who you are. Return it.
That is all,
Headmistress McGonagall
Head of Gryffindor
The post of Defence against the Dark Arts will be covered for the rest of the year by Professor Kestrel. O.W.L.s will continue per usual under the supervision of Head Auror Harry Potter.
The school year is nearly over, please remember to return any books you may still have to the library. There will also be an amnesty to Slytherin for 1 week to return all items stolen from Markus Henry of Hufflepuff.
To the student who has been stealing the Snargaluff from the potions store, do not think that we do not know who you are. Return it.
That is all,
Headmistress McGonagall
Head of Gryffindor
Snargaluff
If you happen to have a copy of Flesh-Eating Trees of the World on your bookcase, you’ll know all about the Snargaluff. To juice it you’ll need a sharp knife and the strength to fight back when its stump goes for your throat. Then it’s just a case of plucking out a pod, bursting it open and pouring yourself a bowlful of pale green tubers that wriggle like worms. Don’t worry, Snargaluff juice won’t be coming to a breakfast table near you anytime soon.
If you happen to have a copy of Flesh-Eating Trees of the World on your bookcase, you’ll know all about the Snargaluff. To juice it you’ll need a sharp knife and the strength to fight back when its stump goes for your throat. Then it’s just a case of plucking out a pod, bursting it open and pouring yourself a bowlful of pale green tubers that wriggle like worms. Don’t worry, Snargaluff juice won’t be coming to a breakfast table near you anytime soon.